overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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tomhazeldine:

Basically all writers

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A tear in time and space.

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thecaptainjacksparrow:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

when he sticks out a paw omfg 

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✎ #cats
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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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Is it true? Do you know how to juggle? [x]

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✎ #star trek
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theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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dramatisecho:

set ; i.) put, lay, or stand something in a specified place or position, ii.) to put or bring into a specified state.

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stewardish:

Elrond wearing Vilya. The Battle Of The Five Armies 2015 calendar detail from moustacheluke scan. (x)

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